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The punisher is a monkey
Uwah! I'm sorry!
Ow Ow Ow!
Ow Ow ow!
A monkey's Palm Strike
Punishment for getting rid of the infidelity demon
A Palm Strike huh...
A Palm Strike....
A Palm Strike from a Monkey really does hurt...
What the hell was that..?
This really hurt...
They've been Detectives for 3 hours now
The drawer pranks are still not over!
Oh yeah! Tanaka still has his!
Tanaka's drawer
2 DVD's & A 5000 Yen Note
Go for it Tanaka. You're the only one left
Tanaka's punishment has to be something original
It seem's that way now
Well, It's a DVD again
ACHOOO!!
What's wrong?
ACHOOO!!
He's way too jumpy
You're way too jumpy!
Why are you so jumpy, Tanaka?
Way too jumpy!
It was just a sneeze
How many times have you heard it before?
Hamada's sneeze
It surprised me
I laughed from looking at his face
Really?
It's because I was focused on this
Why'd you have to jump like that?
I've seen enough already
Anyways, I'm putting it in now
Alright
Please don't be too bad!
Ga
su
Thank you for calling
Direct
TV Shopping
This is Gasu Direct!
This time we're following up on a bunch of requests
And finally that ground-breaking item will be on the market!!
A ground-breaking item on the market!
This is it!
They look like just some fashionable pants from a quick glance
Pants made by a high-class brand with a special feature!
But actually they have something to them!
To the viewers watching, have you ever been in town when suddenly...
When Suddenly...
A Thai Kickboxer comes out and kicks your butt?
Have you ever been Thai Kicked in the butt?
This product is perfect for just that occasion!
A fantastic product to protect you from unexpectedly running into
a Thai Kick boxer
When you're in town or at the office or at a ceremony,
Mamoru-kun will protect your butt from any Thai Kick Boxer that you run into
Thai Kick support as pants
Mamoru-kun
Using Mamoru-kun is totally simple!
All you have to do is secure Mamoru-kun over any pants!
And with just a pull of the red cord on the side of it
The airbag inflates in an instant!
The airbag
cushions the Thai Kick boxer's attack
The airbag
Can just the power of air really protect you from a devastating Thai Kick?
Can just the air really protect you?
If there are people watching this thinking that
You don't need to worry about it!
An airbag made with special material
The truth is that Mamoru-kun is made with a special material!
An airbag made with special material
This is terrible
Mamoru-kun's airbag uses the same materials as a firefighter's protective jacket!
Material: 210 denier nylon
Manufactured Country: China
Because it uses 210-denier nylon
You'll be safe, no matter how strong the Thai Kick is!
This is a personal opinion
When I put on Mamoru-kun,
the feeling of being safe from a Thai Kick boxer
relieves my stress and lowers my blood pressure.
I boldly...
picked the denim type Mamoru-kun.
With my heart and my mind at ease
I've been able to go out more and more,
And so the price including delivery and taxes is...
4,980 yen!
Thai Kick Support as Pants
4980 Yen
Mamoru-kun
Installation Payments OK!
Special delievery cost for Hokkaido and Okinawa
Once more, 4,980 Yen!
You can also pay through installations!
White
Black
Denim
Blue
Crocodile
Choose from 5 different types!
You can choose from the 5 different types available!
Thai Kick Supporter as Pants
Mamoru-kun
4,980 Yen
Gasu Direct
Television Shopping
Installation Payments OK!
Special delievery cost for Hokkaido and Okinawa
♪♪～ We're waiting~
Didn't you get 5000 yen earlier?
Ah!!
He can buy it with the 5000 yen from the drawer
I get it now!
So that's what it was for!
So this is what I need to use it on!
Seems that way!
If you don't call, it'll be bad
You should really call them
Speaking of calling, where's the phone?
Is there really no phone in here?
Ah over there!
Ah! There is one!!
So this is what it's for!
It has to be
You're definitely gonna get Thai Kicked
Because you're gonna get kicked in the ass from this video
Won't this thing protect you?
You know this is really good for you!
So you should really do it...
Gasu Direct...
Alright, I'm calling them
Operator
Hello, This is Gasu Direct!
Ah!
Uh...
I'd like to have one Mamoru-kun please!
Yes?
I'd like to have one Mamoru-kun please!
Thank you very much for your interest!
Operator
What kind of type would you like?
Uhhh...
The denim-type!
I'm really sorry about this but
Operator
At the minute we have only the blue ones in stock
At the minute we have only the Blue ones in stock
If you'd like the Blue we can deliver it to you right away!
I'll take the Blue then
Thank you very much!
Because we have someone from the store delivering it right away
Operator
Please just wait there for a bit!
Alright
It's good you didn't make a fuss over the denim one
So why'd they ask you what color you wanted?
I was wondering why they asked
But you know, this is really...
That was quick
The speedy delivery of Gasu Direct!
Is there a Tanaka here?
That's me!
It's Gasu Direct...
That was quick!
Here you are
Thanks!
Amazing
They delivered it properly
That'll be 4980 Yen
Ah, Here's 5000 Yen
Why'd only Tanaka get it?
You're getting some favorable treatment!
Amazing...
How reliable
Mamoru-kun
Mamoru-kun...
Ah! It's really Mamoru-kun!
The pants Thai Kick support Mamoru-kun
Amazing!
It's just as it was on TV
I guess it's alright if I put them on now
It'd be good to do it in advance!
Aren't you glad you got blue?
These are a lot better than the denim ones surprsingly
Yeah
It's an exact fit
This is good!
Amazing...
Man these are really amazing!
So when something happens you pull the cord right?
If I think he's coming
Ah there's a note
Mamoru-kun handling explanation
If a Thai Kick boxer shows up, pull the cord
If a Thai Kick boxer shows up, please pull the cord
If it was always blown up you wouldn't be able to sit
So then
Won't watching the next video be alright?
With this it will
Mystery DVD (2)
I wonder what this video's gonna be
But I'm really happy with this!
Mamoru-kun...
My name is Tanaka Naoki
I'm just an uninteresting man that works at a detective agency
Today, I'll tell you about a famous detective case
The Famous Detective Animated Series
"The Murder of Don Kong"
Animation: Studio House
Character Design: Yuuki Nara
YEAH!!
Huh?
Where on earth is my teacher?
The match is just about to start!
OUT THE WAY!
With the face of a mountain gorilla
This man is the famous detective I respect
Hamadaichi Kousuke!
Carrying in his hand his trademarked blue pillow
As proof that he has severe hemorrhoids
Sorry, were you waiting?
Thank you all for waiting for this big event!
From now on
The World Heavyweight title match will begin!
Let me introduce you to the reigning champion!
In the red corner!
A real Black Japanese man born in Kyushu!
The Wild Tonkotsu Engine!
He came from hell like Jason Voorhees!
Sugapro Creed!
Sugapro!!
Get him!
And now for his challenger!
In the blue corner!
The Japanese Chuck Wilson!
A man that will only drink room temperature water!
He came from the planet Jintan
The blonde hair prince!
Muscly Matsumoto!
Get him Muscly!
This is ridiculous
This is already too much
Tanaka's chin is also a little too much
It's a little much
Muscly Matsumoto!
Get him Muscly!
And the promoter for this match is
Don Kong!
DON KONG!!
OY DON KONG!!!
HURRY UP AND START IT ALREADY!
Eh? What happened?
Everything went black all of a sudden! Is it a power outage!?
H-He's dead!
For some reason Don Kong had blood coming from his head and had collapsed on the stage!
Master Hamada!
Can I ask you something?
Huh?
The cause of death seemed to be by blunt force
It appears that he was smashed in the head
If I were to guess from the circumstances,
I'd say the suspects would be the two people in the ring as well
The champion and the challenger!
Champion
Changing Room
And so they went to get some information out of the two
Starting with the world champion gleaming with a black luster of energy
Sugapro Creed!
Why would I do that?
Wouldn't it be-
Those wet tissues...
Suga-san really loves them huh
Why would I do that?
Wouldn't it be dumb if I did it?
I was at the corner post when it happened
It would be bad for me if the match was held off!
Challenger
Changing Room
Next was the man with a suspicious mask and hat
together with a tight white tanktop,
Muscly Matsumoto
[note: from mukimuki(ムキムキ) , which means muscular or brawny; or from muki ni naru(ムキになる), which means to get angry or worked up over something]
Why?
Why would I have a motive for killing Kong?
Tomorrow,
my favourite program in the world,
"Tagawa Ebisu Casual Travelling" will be airing
[note: ref to Local Bus Transit Journey(ローカル路線バス乗り継ぎの旅), a program which feature
Yousuke Tagawa and Yoshikazu Ebisu travelling all over Japan via buses within a certain time limit]
There's no way I'd do such a sinister thing!
By the way, if Muscly,
does not use nose drop medicine, his nasal passage will be bad, and it seems, so will his mood.
They really look at the small details
That's detailed!
Really detailed.
Super detailed
Hmm...the both of them don't seem to be murderers.
Who the hell's the culprit?
It appeared!
Hamadaichi-sensei's dirty dandruff!
To have produced so much dirty dandruff means
the start of great Detective Hamadaichi Kousuke's
renowned reasoning!
Footage of the crime scene!
We should just replay the footage from the scene of the crime!
That's right, we do have that option.
Thus,like sensei had suggested,
Thus, like sensei had suggested,
we replayed the footage of the crime scene during the blackout
And so,
the decisive moment
when the crime was committed was shown in the footage!
The culprit is Tanaka!
We are the police. Move aside!
Police Chief, if you please.
Tanaka Naoki, for being a murder suspect, you are sentenced to receive a Thai Kick!
But now...
But now you can use it
Please wait a moment.
Let me pull the cord
okay?
Oh~ it's here
it's here
Small, it's small
Mamoru-kun is so small
The airbag is smaller than expected.
Wait a bit. What happened?
It hurts! Arghhh!!
What's wrong?
What happened?
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
It reached the front
Are you okay?
Are you okay? Tanaka?
It really hurt
The kick reverberated to the front
It hurts the most when a little time has passed
It hurts a lot
What the hell?
Don't open your thighs so widely!
Don't be so dramatic, you!
Don't open your thighs so widely!
That's...
That's also no good, right?
This...
What happened?
Mamoru-kun is really small
It's super small
It's different from the one they were selling..showing in the video
Whaat!?
Matsumoto-san was the one who laughed the most...
Yeah!
This is no good...
That's a defective product
This is no good!
Even though the airbag they showed in the video was so big
Why not call them up again?
A complaint
Definitely a complaint
That's...
I should tell them right.
Yes, it's better to tell them
This is a little...
I had better tell them about this
tell them to shape up
Right.
It's better if you use Osaka dialect. Really.
This is terrible.
Oh, they've picked up
Operator
Hello, this is Gaasuu Direct Sales.
I just boughtyour company's product, but...
I just bought your company's product, but...
Yes.
This is awful. It was a defective product
Mamoru-kun
I see.
It's completely defective.I wasn't protected at all.
It's completely defective. I wasn't protected at all.
Air... The airbag did not inflate completely.
Yes
Air... The airbag did not inflate completely.
Operator
Please excuse us, part 2
Please excuse us, would you tell us your name, please?
I am Tanaka Naoki of Cocorico
Operator
Mr. Tanaka you ordered "Mamoru-kun Mini", right?
No no...Not "Mamoru-kun Mini"
Gaasuu Direct Sales' excuse
Tanaka's order was for "Mamoru-kun Mini"
No no no...
He did not say that
He ordered a normal one...
Not the Mini, not the Mini
What's she talking about?
A normal sized one...the regular size.
I see.
Operator
Our deep apologies.A new one will be sent to you shortly.
Our deep apologies. A new one will be sent to you shortly. Please wait a moment
so there was also a Mini
Yes, yes, yes
Isn't this good?
Well, well
We did not think there even was a Mini
We were not informed of the Mini
They've absolved themselves of responsibility
Yeah, we were not informed
Good!!
It's being delivered anyway, right?
That's right. Yes, it's here
Mr. Tanaka
Well, I don't think it's the deliveryman's fault
As for money...ah
It's an exchange
An exchange will do?
Yes, that's right
So a Mini and a normal one costs the same
Then, there would be hardly anyone buying the Mini huh
The Thai kick's already over though
Yeah, that's true
I think there'll be no more... well, the appearance...
The "Mamoru-kun" this time
We can't confirm...
I can't see the difference between the regular andthe Mini from just the appearances
I can't see the difference between the regular and the Mini from just the appearances
No, but...
I wonder why blue's the only colour left...
Will the airbag
Will the airbag really work...?
Probably...
If it works, will it feel totally different?
I think so.
Oh... that's good.
It's just, the Thai Kick...
Yes, there are no more DVDs though.
Yeah
Mr. Tanaka...
What is it?
Delivery; presenting a gift of apology from Gaasuu Direct Sales
No, no, I didn't...
Delivery; presenting a gift of apology from Gaasuu Direct Sales
A gift of apology from Gaasuu Direct Sales
Well,
that's to be expected
Thank you.
They've made a mistake after all
A gift of apology?
Isn't that good?
Yeah
Hmm?
What's with this mini fan?
Fan?
A letter came with it.
Portable fan "Tsumujimaru"
Tsumujimaru?
That's nice
Seems like it's okay to sit here and
just push the red button
well, it's a gift, it's like that
I'm going to push the button.
Wow! Cool!
Awesome!
Tanaka, Tanaka...this, this
Mamoru-kun, Mamoru-kun
Ah! It came out from the front
No no no
It's the other way around.
The airbag inflated in front
What happened? You put it on the wrong way around
Mamoru-kun's not supposed to be protecting that area
Why did you put it on the other way around?
Arggghhhh it hurts!!
Too much
That's gotta hurt
We can see your crotch
The place to protect is wrong
Why!?
Plus this too?
And now you're hitting me?
you're all worn-out
Now it's inflated in front
It''s now a version for the front
I did not put it on wrongly, right?
Yeah
After all, the placement of the cord's the same
Was it?
It's in the same place as the previous one
Then. it's a defective product too
Defective product?
Yup, a defective product
Even if you call, there's no point
Enough. I won't call.
Isn't it better to call them up?
No, I won't call them again.
You should at least tell them that it blew up in the front
How terrible
This is terrible
I wonder why...
Operator
Hello, this is Gaasuu Direct Sales
Um...The product and gift of apology arrived
Operator
Ah. Might you be Mr. Tanaka?
Well, it's okay...
Ah. Might you be Mr. Tanaka?
Ah, yes, that's right.
Our deepest apologies.
The regular size "Mamoru-kun" was delivered
The airbag activated in the front instead
Operator
Can we confirm if you are Mr. Tanaka?
Yes, this is Tanaka
You ordered the "Mamoru-kun Front" right?
Gaasuu Direct Sales' excuse
Tanaka's order was for "Mamoru-kun Front"
Was there such a thing?
I didn't even know there was such a version of the product in the first place.
I really thought it was a regular one, because of the Thai Kicks
Operator
Our apologies.
We will now review your order again, so
would you please hold and wait for a moment?
They'll deliver again
Wait
No no, what does she mean by "review"?
How the hell do you use the Front version?
yeah, since Thai Kicks are always from the back
Click
She hung up
She ran away.
We got fooled
This is terrible
We totally got fooled
This is awful
Awful.
Gaasuu Direct Sales is awful.
5000yen got taken
Yeah, they totally took that 5000yen
Messing around like this...
What is this? Seriously?
It has been 4 hours of detective work since the start.
Detective work 4th hour
The newbies have no time to rest.
Okay, everyone?
Now, in order to deepen friendships between fellow detectives,
a recreation convention will be held so
Change into these jerseys I'm handing out
and we'll go
Recreation?
To deepen the friendship between fellow detectives
Recreation participation
Recreation among fellow detectives
What is the meaning behindhaving jerseys of different colours?
What is the meaning behind having jerseys of different colours?
This is somewhat scary.
Meeting Hall
This is somewhat scary.
What's this? I don't have a good feeling about this
Um... from now on, it's okay to laugh so please
Special Rule
During Recreation, it's OK to laugh!!
Special Rule
During Recreation, it's OK to laugh!!
A lot?
Yes.
So please enjoy yourselves a lot.
We've waited for you!!
We've waited for you, everyone.
Here, come over here.
Come over here
So that's what the colour of jerseys meant!?
Come over here!
Oh
I don't think that team is much better than ours...
We won't lose!
Team Okada
Team Miyasako
Okada Keisuke
Matsumoto HItoshi
Tsukitei Housei
Tanaka Naoki
Bobby Ologun
Dewi Sukarno
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Hamada Masatoshi
Endo Shozo
Sekine Tsutomu
Ogi Naoki
Fujimoto Toshifumi
The newcomers will play split up into two teams
From now,
the curtains will rise to the challenge of an earnest game battle
Captain, are you feeling okay?
The captain is here!
Exceptional promotion!!
Thank you very much
Exceptional promotion!
Are you a detective?
He is a detective
A few years ago, you were over there (as MC)
Yes I was
Don't mention my obvious demotion!!
You couldn't prove yourself
Yes, and
There is also no HAPPY BOY this year
Probably next year I won't be here!!
The first event is
Assistant
MC
Sasazaki Rina
Chihara Junior
Nihon TV Announcer
Nihon TV announcer
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
Changing Faces: 20 Looks
Train your disguising ability
train your disguising ability
Changing Faces: 20 Looks!!
I'm good at this!
Yes!!
Good!!
In order to protect their identities, detectives must be good at disguising themselves
You will participate in a game that will challenge your ability to disguise yourselves
The chosen representative from each team will have to make 20 faces, with 2 seconds between each face
Rules
The representative from each team will,
along with the sound of the shutter every 2 seconds,
have to make 20 different faces
You cannot use your hands or look sideways
They will not be allowed to look sideways or use their hands
Junior-san will compare the photos and judge which representative
Junior will decide which representative had the most variation
had the most variation between their faces
It's up to me to judge, right?
Yes
Understood
With that, let the battle begin!
Winning team gets 10 points!
CAPTAIN BATTLE!
Okada Keisuke
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Thank you
Miyasako can go first
You can definitely beat Okada
He (Miyasako) is pretty skilled
I have 2000 patterns
He's saying he has "2000 patterns"
How many patterns do you have?!
I heard it as "2000 rocks"
Matsumoto heard "ishi" instead of "ichi", making "patterns" into "rocks"
First up
Miyasako Hiroyuki
Changing Faces 20 Looks
First up is Miyasako
Miyasako-san is very strong!!
Yeah, he is pretty strong
I agree!
They're all funny
Our captain isn't gonna lose though
I can do it too, right?
I don't really see you doing different facial expressions
I do do it!
For example, like what?
For example,
for example
Oooh wow!
you can't use your hands!
Don't mess around!!
That's a move!
It's only your face! You can't use hands!
Do it like this!
So strict!!
Actually I need my hands
What's wrong with him?
Miyasako-san, how are you?
Okay, perfect!!
Do your best!
Once again, here is Miyasako-san!
How's your confidence?
I am confident!
Oh, he has it!
What if you have to look like a certain celebrity?
Yes, I have it
And if you had to guess who that would be?
I would say Jurie
Sawada Kenji-san
With that, let's get started. Changing Faces 20 Looks starts...
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective Office
What about Jurie?
Did he revert?
You don't have many looks
He had some
There are 4000
Oh, again again
Inoki was a pro-wrestler
It's (Antonio) Inoki
Not enough faces!
No no no no
They're starting to look the same!
This guy is terrible!
We've seen these!
Finally!
Thank you very much!
He made too many gorilla faces
They're all different
If you look at them you'll see
What about Jurie??
You used Jurie so quickly
For Jurie, I wanted to use him later but it was impossible
Just now, there weren't even 8 faces
Please look at the photos
They're completely different
Let's take a look then, shall we?
This way!
Okay, good
Completely different
We already saw these
Gorilla!
That one was good!
Very good
Good good!
Amazing development
See, look at this one!
There's barely any difference
1 and 5 are exactly the same
Please look at 1 and 5
No, no
5 is Kitamura Lawyer
This deserves 0 points
4 and 12 are also very similar
The tongue!!
They're different!
That is a Okinawan Lion (statue),
whether or not you're opening your mouth
These are COMPLETELY different
That's Horiemon
And, with that
chance
Captain Okada!
Second up
Okada Keisuke
Don't mess this up!
He's our leader!
His face isn't that interesting
Please do your best
Go practise
Go-
What the hell?
That's our leader!!
Are you okay? Leader?
What is it?
Does he have something?
That's just the guy next door
Did he think that first one was funny?
You can't hide the ones that aren't funny
Are you ready, Captain Okada?
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
He can do it!
No, he definitely can't
Hey Okada-kun,
what approach will you take?
The expressions are based on four emotions
I just need to express those emotions
What is there besides those emotions?
Okay, with that...
FOCUS!!
Changing Faces 20 Looks... ready...
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
The timing is completely off
That's his normal face
Can he even do this?
Oh that one's good!
That one is good
CHANGE IT!!
PLEASE CHANGE IT!!
I seriously wanna beat him up
You can't turn your face
I'm seriously gonna hit him
Is this a joke?
Are you kidding
You already used that!!
No no you're kidding!
I'm scared I'm scared
That's 3 patterns
Only the direction of his neck changed
I got really nervous
But you know, right?
Thank you for everything this year
But you tried
You're definitely not going to get paid
So let's check his faces
This way
This is his normal face
It's his normal face
Around 6 they're all the same
He already did this
You had this
We saw ALL of these
You did this
So normal
This is so bad
You had ALL of these
You did this, you did this
You didn't change your face at all
You're only moving from left to right
Even early on, 2 and 3 are the same
I'm so shocked
17 and 18 too
You didn't do anything between them
He didn't do anything for 4 seconds
Do you have a gag along with this face?
YOU...
You don't have one!
You're REALLY not going to get paid
Gaasuu Kurobikari Detective's Office
Now, Junior-san, please announce the winner
the winner is Miyasako-san!!
Winner Team Miyasako gets 10 points
Team Miyasako will now receive 10 points
Let's put a limit
I bet Junior is also pretty bad
The second challenge is...
Please demonstrate for us
J-san, please show us an example
I bet it's gonna be funny
Watch Junior-san
No no, that's not-
He can do anything
I can't explain enough how much talent I've been saving up to today
Up until now, it's just been the introduction
He is a star from the same era, after all
Right
He's making one more anyway
I agree
He's into it
Changing Faces 20 Looks, Junior version... ready... start!
They're all the same!
Scary scary!!
BLEHH!!
Open your mouth!!
This is-
Why don't you change your face!?
He was making kissing faces
This is a game of changing your face
Did you know the rules?
Okada-kun, you're pretty good
He even said that hands don't matter but he's doing this...
I was about to throw up
He tried to be cute
He wanted to be cute