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More Subtitles & Episodes
On this page you will find a collection of all the translated batsus, regular episodes, and manzais currently known to us.
As the internet is a gigantic place, we would really appreciate it if any new/old translated episodes would be posted in the comments. They will be added to the list A.S.A.P.!
Batsu Games:
These are the full sized batsus Downtown no Gaki no Tsukai ya Arahende is known for. The gaki cast gets punished in one way or another, mostly by being butt-slapped after laughing. The earlier batsus also contain punishments such as kicking, blow-arrows and just getting scared!
In the list you will find an ‘In torrent’ tag. This means the episode can be found in the following torrent or there are two torrents that actually contain almost most episodes known (big files, but worth it):
Torrent 1 (32GB):
All batsus, except 2012, Kiki episodes (0-17), Batsu Experiments, Absolutely Tasty + extras ( like the Matsumoto documentary.)
Torrent 2 (8.3GB):
Absolutely Tasty episodes, new Kiki episodes, more random episodes
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2000 | 24-Hour Tag/Onigokko A batsu game that took place over the period of 24 hours where all the cast, except Matsumoto, are locked in a sports arena, playing “tag” with various Oni (demons) (who, here,—except for two or three instances {that were on film},—were men dressed in full-body black suits) that were “summoned” to attack at random moments, each with a specific type of punishment written on the suit to be inflicted whenever the victims were tagged. This batsu game is the result of Matsumoto winning the race against the four others in “Gaki no tsukai – 4 tai 1 100m sou Taiketsu!” (on Oct. 17, 1999). (Wikipedia, 2013) Translation: John Loving Typesetting: Schwub |
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2001 | Haunted Hotel After Matsumoto loses a swimming match (match aired on Feb. 11, 2001) against the other four cast members, a batsu game is set at a “haunted ryokan“, where Matsumoto must remain overnight. He endures ghost apparitions, a seemingly empty samurai suit that comes alive, and random knocks on walls, among other things. The other four cast members attend to support him in controlling his fear, but end up scaring him as well. (Wikipedia, 2013) Translation: ShibataBread Typesetting: Alex(Slayeer) |
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2003 | No-Laughing Hot Spring Inn The first No-Laughing Batsu Game, shot in Yamanashi, it served as the punishment for Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endō, and Tanaka, for losing to Hamada in a 4 vs. 1 bowling match (which aired on May 18, 2003). Getting caught laughing during this game resulted in having a dart from a blow-gun shot into the buttocks. Given the newness of the concept, this punishment game was carried out in a somewhat “primitive” way: the Watchers were more lenient with enforcing the rule, and the auto sound blared rough over the sound-system that was set up through the facility. (Wikipedia, 2013) Translation: ? Typesetting: ShadiHD |
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2003 | No Laughing in Yugawara In a Russian Roulette style game involving sushi, Yamasaki, Tanaka, and Hamada lost and were punished in the second spa-themed no-laughing batsu game, filmed at Yugawara, Kanagawa. A riding crop was the punishment device employed. Matsumoto and Endo joined the game half-way as “The Mad Brothers.” This batsu game features Endō’s luchador character Dynamite Shikoku. (Wikipedia, 2013) Translation: Zurui Typesetting: ShadiHD |
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2005 | No-Laughing High School Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endō, and Tanaka are punished after losing another Russian Roulette style game where they shocked themselves. This time, they are sent to ‘high school’ for one day. The punishment weapon for this game is the shinai, and Hamada participated as one of the hang-men, frequently delivering a strong kick along with the regular punishment. It was revealed that this game was shot during Matsumoto’s birthday.(Wikipedia, 2013) Translation: ? Typesetting: ShadiHD, Gojiki, Alex (Slayeer) |
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2006 | No-Laughing Police Station This batsu game premiered as a three-hour special. The losing players were Yamasaki, Hamada, and Endō, who lost at a Russian Roulette style game using large tubs suspended from the studio ceiling, and cutting loose the one’s that fell, thus earning them a spot in the Batsu Game. Matsumoto and Tanaka avoided the batsu, and later appeared in the game, visiting the three punished players. The hang-men were especially rough when giving discipline to offenders.(Wikipedia, 2013) |
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2007 | No-Laughing Hospital For this special, Downtown, Yamasaki, and Cocorico all took part of the most infamous punishment game — and they were forced to cross-dress as nurses for the game’s duration. Yamasaki, who had just completed a hospital stay after being treated for enteritis, was permitted to take some absences during the game. Among the famous guests who performed here were Sonny Chiba, Masahiro Chono and many other comedy duos in Japan. (As a side note, it was during this game that the record at the time for most punishment-strikes ever inflicted was set, with Hitoshi Matsumoto having received a total of 259 of them.)(Wikipedia, 2013) |
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2008 | No-Laughing Newspaper Agency For the second time around, all five members of the regular cast took part in the annual punishment game. This year the chosen setting was a newspaper agency. The members had to go to a number of mock press conferences dressed as journalists. Endō’s ex-wife Chiaki made a guest appearance in a conference about her “new husband.” In keeping with the theme of the punishment game, giant latex pencils were used to strike anyone who had been declared out. (Wikipedia, 2013) |
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2009 | No-Laughing Hotel Employee For the third consecutive time, Yamazaki, Downtown, and Cocorico took part in the annual punishment game. The setting was a hotel and it aired on New Year’s Eve at 6:30pm until 12:30am on New Year’s Day. Numerous cameo and guest appearances were made, including Masahiro Chono, Masahiro Tanaka, Natsumi Ogawa ( Hamada’s wife ), Endō’s ex-wife Chiaki, Jyunji Endō ( Endō’s younger brother), Masako Mori, Ayumi Nakamura, Monta Yoshinori, and Yoshimi Iwasaki. (Wikipedia, 2013) |
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2010 | No-Laughing Spy School/Secret Agent The members of Gaki no Tsukai partake in their fourth annual punishment game. Filmed in Ibaraki prefecture, this Batsu’s setting was a spy school and it was aired on New Year’s Eve at 6:30pm to 12:30am on New Year’s Day. Over 100 celebrities were involved with the filming including Itao Itsuji, Matsuko Deluxe, Masahiro Chono, Bibari Maeda, Claudia Umemiya and Tatsuo Umemiya. (Wikipedia, 2013) |
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2011 | No-Laughing Airport The Gaki no Tsukai cast participate in the 5th annual punishment game (the 6th New Years show in the No Laughing Series). The filming took place at Ibaraki Airport, in November 2011. Here Hamada, Matsumoto, Yamasaki, Endo and Tanaka were trained to become CA’s (or Flight Attendants). The airing began on New Year’s Eve 31 December 2011 at 6:30pm and ran through 12:30am the next day (Japanese Standard Time). (This year broke through the 2007 record with Matsumoto receiving 302 punishments.) (Wikipedia, 2013) |
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2012 | No-Laughing Enthusiastic Teachers The Gaki no Tsukai cast participate in the 6th annual punishment game (the 7th New Years show in the No Laughing Series). The cast is dressed as teachers and has to take a hard training in the teacher academy, before they can enter the real school. One big part of the batsu takes place in the Endo-periode, when the casts time-slips back in to time. |
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Semi-Batsu Games
These batsu’s are the same concept as the batsu’s above, only does 1 member gets punished! Also, these episodes are mostly allot shorter than the full sized batsu’s (that’s the reason why the haunted hotel batsu is listed above: it’s a long episode)
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1993 | Hama-chan France Evian Trip Matsumoto challenged Hamada to a high-jump competition (Competition aired on Jul. 11, 1993) and Hamada lost at 1.4m. He had to go to Évian-les-Bains, France with the crew to get Matsumoto a bottle of Evian mineral water straight from the source. |
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1994 | Matsumoto and His Mother This was the fourth time Hamada and Matsumoto bet (Bet aired on Dec. 26, 1993) on who would win the Kōhaku singing competition. Matsumoto lost again and had to do a comedy skit with his mother on a midnight programme |
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1998 | Gakitanic (Gaki no tsukai — Hamada L.A. de Okan to TITANIC!!) Hamada loses a golf challenge against the rest of the cast (Challenge aired on May 24, 1998) and must go to Los Angeles with Matsumoto’s mother to shoot the love scene from Titanic. |
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1999 | Yamasaki’s Hitori Bocchino piano concert In “Gaki no tsukai – YAMASAKI Scale ga Chiisai Saiban”, Yamasaki is brought into the Gaki no Tsukai court to stand trial for the scaredy-cat disposition he exhibits during events, games, and with co-workers. He gets convicted, and is forced to endure the appropriate batsu game as a consequence – a 1-night stay at the empty high-school to play a series of one-piece recitals without being scared by all the traps that were set up for him. |
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2002 | No-Reaction Pie Hell In this game, Matsumoto is punished for losing a bet (bet aired on Oct. 27, 2002) with Hamada over the 2002 Japan Series. In their bet, Hamada picked the Yomiuri Giants while Matsumoto picked the Seibu Lions; the Giants won the series four games to none. Matsumoto’s punishment was having to spend a day at home while Hamada, Endō, Tanaka and Yamasaki threw pies at him (after showering and in bed) and everything he touched (including a television set and a toaster), non-stop. Matsumoto had to ignore all of this while following prompts from a narrator over the sound-system. |
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2003 | Hama-chan Vladivostok Back Hand On Oct. 5, 2003, Hamada lost once again to Matsumoto on who would win the 2003 Japan Series, and being unable to see the front side of things, Hamada is forced to go to Vladivostok in order to receive a back hand slap to the face as part of a batsu game. During the game, everything is done in reverse; hotel rooms have everything upside down, Hamada gets pictures of himself and the backs of statues, and many people as well as streets and objects appear during the trip with ‘ura’ in their names (a pun on ‘back’) such as former Giants baseball player Hisao Niura. |
Unseen Footage Episodes
This are the episodes following the latest batsu’s, containing footage that wasn’t shown in the show that aired on new year eve.
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2005 | No-Laughing High school Unseen Footage Translation: Zurui Typesetting: ShadiHD |
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2006 | No-Laughing Police Station Unseen FootageSubbed by: Godzilla Radio Extra info on his blog |
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2009 | No-Laughing Hotel Man Unseen Footage Subbed by: Shibatabread, Zurui, Dere-kun Typesetting: Alex (Slayeer) |
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| 2010 | No-Laughing Spy Unseen Footage |
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2011 | No-Laughing Airport Footage |
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2009 | No-Laughing Enthusiastic Teachers Footage |
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History of the Batsu Games
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2002 | History of Batsu Games In this episode you get to see how all the batsu’s were made and how they developed over the years. |
Tsukai ya Arahende!!
Suberanai Hanashi
This is a show were famous japanese comedians (of which is Matsumoto and many others that have shown their faces in the batsu’s) sit around a table and exchange funny stories. A simple concept, but really funny if you know the Japanese culture a little bit!
| Suberanai Hanashi 2 Subbed by: Godzilla Radio |
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| Suberanai Hanashi 3 Subbed by: Godzilla Radio |
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| Suberanai Hanashi 4 Subbed by: Godzilla Radio |
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| Suberanai Hanashi Deleted ScenesSubbed by: Godzilla Radio |
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| Suberanai Hanashi 5 Subbed by: Godzilla Radio |
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| Suberanai Hanashi loose parts Different (funny) parts from the showSubbed by: Mr.- & Mrs. Shibatabread |
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